Why Men Are Happier

[Southern Breeze]

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

[Robin]

It's true! it's true!

[Graham]

very true, very good, no wonder I'm happier

[David Thornton]

Hmm, I guess that probably applies in the general population, but you hit some snags with this crowd.
Where to start..
You could never wear a white t with even a casual kilt, maybe a sport kilt, but you wouldn't wear that to a water park, gotta look good for the hotties.
Wrinkles? Haven't I read something like thirty threads with hundreds of suggestions on avoiding or correcting wrinkles?
I'm guessing that more know about the Jimmy Carbomb tank than the military tank.
One suitecase, please. One suitcase just for the kilts, one for the accessories..
And I wonder if those shoes will work with that kilt, hose up or down, no better bring the boots and Doc Martins..
Sorry, just my observations from reading here!
By the way Southern Breeze, the Louisville gun show id next weekend if you want to replace that gun.

David

[646guy]

Wait? I can do all of my christmas shopping on the last possible day? I don't have to be done by like August as I normally am?

I need to get into the swing of things I guess

[Blu (Ontario)]

Some of the items listed are part of the reason women have been wearing trousers more and more... and I can't fault them for it.

[mudd]

Females are the primary representation of ours and many other species.

Males are merely a modified adjunct of the base platform.

[Prester John]

That makes me happy, too!

[Shay]

We don't have to adjust our bits, much less in public.














Which is a foible that makes us giggle a lot.















And we love ya fer.

[Shay]

Females are the primary representation of ours and many other species.

Males are merely a modified adjunct of the base platform.

Oh- while yes this is is technically true, you have to admit there's a world of societal difference once we're out of the womb. I understand your point, but there's better ways to fight for it, love.