Restroom etiquite; lift, or split?

**flairball** · 15th March 06, 10:29 AM

What is the proper way to relieve yourself? Lift both aprons, or split them away to their appropriate side?

I've been splitting. Seems easier.

**Southern Breeze** · 15th March 06, 10:36 AM

Here is the path to enlightenment:

http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/s...light=bathroom

**ByDand** · 15th March 06, 10:50 AM

If there is no need to sit, I lift both aprons. If I need to sit (no pun intended) I usually remove my kilt and hang it up or lay it across my legs. No big deal and it is easy to get back on. I think what works for you is best!

**Nick** · 15th March 06, 11:27 AM

When standing, I lift both aprons. Besides being easier for me, the kilt gives a privacy screen between urinals that don't have barriers.

When sitting, I invariably take the kilt off and hang it on the coat hook on the door, or over the door if there's no hook. I have to gather the back when I'm in a greatkilt (no off-and-on with that sucker!), and I have no desire to do that on a day to day basis.

**Iolaus** · 15th March 06, 12:12 PM

I used to split, then changed when I considered the "shake" at the end (don't want errant drops on the front).

**Mr. Kilt** · 15th March 06, 12:47 PM

Standing I lift both aprons, sitting I take the kilt off and hang it on the door.

**John M.** · 15th March 06, 01:01 PM

I've always just lifted both aprons when standing & flipped-up and pulled around when sitting. Quick & easy to do & also works just as well when your out in the middle of nowhere & have to duck behind the bushes.

**UmAnOnion** · 15th March 06, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by Southern Breeze

Here is the path to enlightenment:

http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/s...light=bathroom

There are some threads that you just SHOULD NOT read right after lunch...

can you say TMI?!?!?!?!?

**Randy** · 15th March 06, 01:10 PM

It's very convenient when hiking. You do not have take your backpack off.

**KiltedCodeWarrior** · 15th March 06, 08:32 PM

So timely. I was wondering the same thing the other day. I always just pull up both aprons and let fly. I had wondered about splitting them to left and right, but there is a lot of material.

Not to change the subject, but has anyone been appalled by "sprayback"? I know that it must occur with pants, but you would not feel it. In a kilt, any "reflecting" drops are felt on contact. Anybody have any solutions?