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    Smile Why God Created Children

    Another one from my e-mail. I get a lot of these from friends and family.


    WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN



    To those of us who have children in our lives,
    whether they are our own,
    grandchildren,
    nieces,
    nephews,
    or students...
    here is something to make you chuckle.

    Whenever your children are out of control,
    you can take comfort from the thought that
    even God's omnipotence did not extend
    to His own children.

    After creating heaven and earth,
    God created Adam and Eve.

    And the first thing he said was
    "DON'T!"



    "Don't what?"
    Adam replied.


    "Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
    God said.


    "Forbidden fruit?
    We have forbidden fruit?
    Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!


    "No Way!"


    "Yes way!"


    "Do NOT eat the fruit! "
    said God.


    "Why?"

    "Because I am your Father and I said so! "

    God replied,
    wondering why He hadn't stopped
    creation after making the elephants.

    A few minutes later,
    God saw His children having an apple break
    and He was ticked!

    "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? "
    God asked.



    "Uh huh,"
    Adam replied.


    "Then why did you? "
    said the Father.

    "I don't know,"
    said Eve.


    "She started it! "
    Adam said.

    "Did not! "

    "Did too! "

    "DID NOT! "

    Having had it with the two of them,
    God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
    should have children of their own.

    Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.



    BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!

    If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it,
    don't be hard on yourself.

    If God had trouble raising children,
    what makes you think it would be
    a piece of cake for you?

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    Reminds me, God made children so cute to discourage parents from strangling them.

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    Thats a good one-very funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubba
    Reminds me, God made children so cute to discourage parents from strangling them.
    Now, THAT rings a bell!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubba
    Reminds me, God made children so cute to discourage parents from strangling them.
    A friend of mine loves to say that children learn to smile just in time to save their lives.

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