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6th September 06, 11:32 AM
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Why God Created Children
Another one from my e-mail. I get a lot of these from friends and family.
WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN
To those of us who have children in our lives,
whether they are our own,
grandchildren,
nieces,
nephews,
or students...
here is something to make you chuckle.
Whenever your children are out of control,
you can take comfort from the thought that
even God's omnipotence did not extend
to His own children.
After creating heaven and earth,
God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing he said was
"DON'T!"
"Don't what?"
Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
God said.
"Forbidden fruit?
We have forbidden fruit?
Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!
"No Way!"
"Yes way!"
"Do NOT eat the fruit! "
said God.
"Why?"
"Because I am your Father and I said so! "
God replied,
wondering why He hadn't stopped
creation after making the elephants.
A few minutes later,
God saw His children having an apple break
and He was ticked!
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? "
God asked.
"Uh huh,"
Adam replied.
"Then why did you? "
said the Father.
"I don't know,"
said Eve.
"She started it! "
Adam said.
"Did not! "
"Did too! "
"DID NOT! "
Having had it with the two of them,
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it,
don't be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble raising children,
what makes you think it would be
a piece of cake for you?
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6th September 06, 01:30 PM
#2
Reminds me, God made children so cute to discourage parents from strangling them.
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7th September 06, 12:03 PM
#3
Thats a good one-very funny
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7th September 06, 12:44 PM
#4
 Originally Posted by bubba
Reminds me, God made children so cute to discourage parents from strangling them. 
Now, THAT rings a bell!!!!!
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8th September 06, 07:53 AM
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 Originally Posted by bubba
Reminds me, God made children so cute to discourage parents from strangling them. 
A friend of mine loves to say that children learn to smile just in time to save their lives.
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