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    I Gave An Unexpected Response

    I went to a beer festival Saturday. That morning we all met at a restaurant to get a little something to eat. Of course I had a kilt on when I went into the restaurant. One of the waitresses asked, "Where are your bagpipes?"

    I completely floored her when I answered, "Under my kilt."

    She was so flustered that she had a hard time taking orders for a few minutes.
    We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

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    Quote Originally Posted by davedove
    I completely floored her when I answered, "Under my kilt."
    She should just be glad that you didn't follow that with, "Why? Did you want to learn to play?"

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    Just as well it didn't encourage her to ask you to demonstrate your chanter
    [B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="1"]Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.

    Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
    (Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

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    The bagpipes stay warm under a good covering. Good show old man!
    Go, have fun, don't work at, make it fun! Kilt them, for they know not, what they wear. Where am I now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by davedove
    .... She was so flustered that she had a hard time taking orders for a few minutes.....
    What...?


    But... But you gave the correct answer!

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    fantastic!!

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    I've given that response a bunch of times. It never fails to stop em in their tracks.

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    A classic response.

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    Cruel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caradoc
    She should just be glad that you didn't follow that with, "Why? Did you want to learn to play?"
    I will have to remember that! What a way to put somebody in their place, if they deserve it.
    The kilt concealed a blaster strapped to his thigh. Lazarus Long

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