Twitching Badly

**turpin** · 28th November 06, 06:10 PM

You know you're really jonesing when you spend your time checking your wardrobe to see what you have that will go with your next kilt, then running out to the (for me, thrift) store to beef things up. I got four nice shirts and an excellent dark green worsted wool jacket by Needless Markup for another conversion project, all for under $19.

Fortunately, Barb ordered me an extra yard of the Isle of Skye. So I strapped it on with a belt and spent way too much time in front of the mirror trying it with different shirts and the one jacket I've nearly finished converting. Of course, it didn't go all the way around me so when I inadvertently turned to "check out the pleats" I was treated to a big hairy full moon.

Sure hope that kilt gets here tomorrow.

I'm melting! I'm melting! Ohhh what a world.....

Meanwhile, back at the palace of the Wizard....

**Caradoc** · 28th November 06, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by turpin

Of course, it didn't go all the way around me so when I inadvertently turned to "check out the pleats" I was treated to a big hairy full moon.

This is going to be visual, so stay with me...

(Hands over ears):eek:

"Oversharing violation!"

(Hands clawing at eyes)

"Bad Visual!"

(Hands crossed over mouth)

"Gag the speaker!"

(three fingers of one hand slapping other forearm, while that hand is cupped as if holding a beer):beer:

"Three beer penalty!"

(One finger, pointing at Turpin)

int:

"His cooler!"