Post your Favorite Toasts!

[Ayin McFye]

I know that there are thousands of toasts out there that many people regularly do. I'd like to expand my horizon by finding out what many of you toast to when you get together with your friends. Here is my most common that my group does. My friends and I are also featured doing this toast on the Keltic Cowboys newest album. The song is entitled "I won my wife in a pissin contest" and the toast goes as follows:

"When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we pass out.
When we pass out, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

int:

[angel923]

may god keep those who love us
may he turn the hearts of those that don't
and if he cannot turn their hearts may he turn their ankles so we may know them by their limping

[Chef]

Here's tae us,
Wha's like us,
Damn few and they're a' died


This should probably be moved to the Offf Topic section though.

[Kilted KT]

I like toasted bread with a poached egg on top, with some salt, pepper and cinnimon

[Ayin McFye]

I like toasted bread with a poached egg on top, with some salt, pepper and cinnimon

LOL! I guess i should have been a wee bit more specific. Thanks for the good laugh though.

[brandycr]

heres to your little thing and my little thing and the little thing under the table if your little thing wants my little thing well it aint able

[turpin]

Slainte! (Duh)

[Big Mikey]

Here's one I used on St. Pats...........

"May the roof of this house never fall in and may these friends beneath it never fall out."

[LK-13]

"May your organ never quit during the recital"

"May you be in the Pub an hour before the wife knows your gone."

"Heres to swimmin' with bow legged women, GENTLEMEN THE QUEEN!"

[Fearnest]