Saturday, April 7th, 7pm. Anyone who is interested, there will be a loud raucus KILTED assymbly at the Celtic Crossing Pub on Cooper Ave. After dinner and drinks, we will proceed en masse to the LaserQuest at Poplar and Highland to play Laser Tag and shock fellow players. I will bring Rum. I will call ahead and inform the Management of said establishments. Why do I feel like I am sliding down a slippery slope into a mulcher?