Question about "The Question"

[taxdragon]

I am new to kilts and new to this forum so I am sure this subject has been well covered before.
What are some responses when asked the question "What do you have under your kilt?
I have heard a few but would love to hear more.
My personal favorites are "Lipstick, if I am lucky..." or "The Loch Ness monster.."
Thanks, Al

[mddock58]

Oh, Yes that has been asked and answered many times here before.

Search and you will find many responses.

[M. A. C. Newsome]

Lately when people ask, "What do you wear under the kilt?" my response has been, "Buy one and find out!"

[BEEDEE]

I try to get the question rephrased as "What's worn under the kilt?" Then you can respond "Nothing, it's all in perfect working order."

Brian

[Ozman1944]

I usually say "ME", then smile.

[Archangel]

Doc Martens or sandals is a polite response from an earlier thread.

Or ignore it and move on.

I have been known to be rude to people when asked. I don't think of myself as an ambassador for kilting.

[Phil]

Have a look at this recent thread - http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/s...ight=underwear
What you do or don't wear is very much a personal decision, there are no rules.

[Moose McLennan]

I am new to kilts and new to this forum so I am sure this subject has been well covered before.
What are some responses when asked the question "What do you have under your kilt?
I have heard a few but would love to hear more.
My personal favorites are "Lipstick, if I am lucky..." or "The Loch Ness monster.."
Thanks, Al

I'm telling you nothing...

[Roan Carter]

"That's none of your bussiness." is perfectly fair.

I also like "a troll that eats rude people."

If a girl on a date asks, then "you can find out when we're close and you're feeling brave."

[Freelander Sporrano]

"Buy one and find out!"

Now thats Thats Funny