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20th December 07, 01:48 PM
#1
Hero vs. Hero
I'm starting to think that my job is to think up goofy s#@t and report it here. While out doing a little shopping this morning, I was thinking about comic books which led to thinking about characters which led to thinking about their powers which led to the following:
1) Who is faster Superman or The Flash?
2) Who is stronger The Hulk or The Thing?
3) Who is more versatile Mr. Fantastic or Plasticman?
4) Who is smarter Lex Luthor or Braniac?
5) Who has more gadgets Ironman or Batman?
6) Who is the cooler group The Justice League or The Avengers?
7) Who is the better swimmer Namor The Submariner or Aquaman?
Please feel free to add your own comparisons and PLEASE, no comments on my mental state.
Gentleman of Substance
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20th December 07, 01:57 PM
#2
8) Who is the better archer, Hawkeye or Green Arrow? (Neither it's Robin Hood)
9) Who is cooler, Captain Kirk or James West? (Neither it's John Steed)
10) Who is the better swordsman, Zorro or D'Artagnan (Neither it's Cyrano de Bergerac)

Cheers
Jamie
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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20th December 07, 03:27 PM
#3
 Originally Posted by Panache
8) Who is the better archer, Hawkeye or Green Arrow? (Neither it's Robin Hood)
Not to go too far off topic, but these real life Korean Archers who can shoot a bean off of a thread, and an arrow into a tube only a fraction wider than the arrow shaft beat them all.
Best regards,
Jake
[B]Less talk, more monkey![/B]
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20th December 07, 04:01 PM
#4
 Originally Posted by Big Mikey
I'm starting to think that my job is to think up goofy s#@t and report it here.  While out doing a little shopping this morning, I was thinking about comic books which led to thinking about characters which led to thinking about their powers which led to the following:
1) Who is faster Superman or The Flash?
They did an episode on this. Superman would have won, but stopped to help the Flash who got himself in trouble.
2) Who is stronger The Hulk or The Thing?
Again, already covered. The Hulk got strong the longer he fought and he kicked the crap out of thing.
3) Who is more versatile Mr. Fantastic or Plasticman?
Who cares they both sucked as characters!
4) Who is smarter Lex Luthor or Braniac?
Kevin Spacey for sure 
5) Who has more gadgets Ironman or Batman?
Batman was cooler, but Ironman was all gadget.
6) Who is the cooler group The Justice League or The Avengers?
The Avengers by far. Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Spiderman, Wolverine, etc,etc compared to Superman, Batman, and the Wonder twins? come on Mikey I expected better from you 
7) Who is the better swimmer Namor The Submariner or Aquaman?
Namor was a bad a$$, but Aquaman cut off his own hand to save his kid, so I will call it a tie. Although Namor could fly out of the ocean where as Aquaman could not.
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20th December 07, 05:34 PM
#5
 Originally Posted by Big Mikey
I'm starting to think that my job is to think up goofy s#@t and report it here.  While out doing a little shopping this morning, I was thinking about comic books which led to thinking about characters which led to thinking about their powers which led to the following:
1) Who is faster Superman or The Flash?
2) Who is stronger The Hulk or The Thing?
3) Who is more versatile Mr. Fantastic or Plasticman?
4) Who is smarter Lex Luthor or Braniac?
5) Who has more gadgets Ironman or Batman?
6) Who is the cooler group The Justice League or The Avengers?
7) Who is the better swimmer Namor The Submariner or Aquaman?
Please feel free to add your own comparisons and PLEASE, no comments on my mental state. 
1) if we include the godawful time travel bit from one of the movies, it mus be superman. Still, either way it sucks to be the flash when you have superman around.
2) The hulk is supposed to be (last time I checked) the strongest guy on earth. But then again so is juggernaut. (by the way, what's with the hulk's magic jeans anyway?)
3) Mr fantastic. The places you can go with that name alone make all the difference.
4) Brainiac is an intergalactic, planet destroying librarian, lex luther is a bald guy with money who hasn't figured out how to finish off superman after disabling him with kryptonite for the 5 millionth time. gotta go brainiac. Also a good show.
5) gadget supply: Cool batman < Ironman < crappy old tv batman
6) x-men
7) Don't really know namor, and I don't like aquaman (news flash: most crime happens on land!)
OK, here's a few:
11) Tougher guy without powers: Punisher or batman
12) What would happen if rogue touched peter patrelli? (obvious jokes aside)
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20th December 07, 09:10 PM
#6
 Originally Posted by Makeitstop
11) Tougher guy without powers: Punisher or batman
"...when People are universally ignorant, and debauchd in their Manners, they will sink under their own weight without the Aid of foreign Invaders."
Samuel Adams
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20th December 07, 09:46 PM
#7
 Originally Posted by Panache
10) Who is the better swordsman, Zorro or D'Artagnan (Neither it's Cyrano de Bergerac)
Cheers
Jamie
Actually it's Conan 
Agree with you on the rest 
Rob
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20th December 07, 10:09 PM
#8
- The Flash (c'mon, Wally West can mainline the Speed Force)
- The Hulk (see Colin's answer, or remember the movie - the madder he gets, the bigger he gets)
- Plasticman (or his son in Kingdom Come, Offspring)
- Brainiac
- The Batman (has the robotic suit, but can be a hero without it)
- I'm going with the Justice League, just because I prefer the DC Universe.
- Aquaman (whose dolphin name is "Swimmer")
- Robin Hood w/o trick arrows, Green Arrow w/trick arrows
- Dunno - I've never seen an episode of Wild Wild West (or The Avengers)
- Zorro (western style), Leonardo (eastern mutant turtle style)
- pfffttt - Batman. No contest.
- She'd absorb her own power. Or maybe it would be like magnets with like polarity - she would be repelled. (Peter, being the stronger "magnet," would be standing there going "Huh?")
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20th December 07, 10:34 PM
#9
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20th December 07, 10:44 PM
#10
 Originally Posted by threebanger
11) Tougher guy without powers: Punisher or batman

Sorry threebanger, Capt. America is disqualified from that category. Received the "supersoldier" serum during WWII, don't ya know.
Best regards,
Jake
[B]Less talk, more monkey![/B]
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