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25th February 08, 10:04 AM
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It's Not Always About the Kilt
I just got back from another cruise yesterday, and I thought I'd tell you an about an interesting incident. At the Captain's reception, I was all done up in my formal outfit and enjoying the free drinks. A couple of older ladies sat down near me. I noticed one of them looking at me closely and I figured she was checking out the kilt. Then, she leans closer and asks me "Aren't you Dave?"
It turns out she had heard me singing at the karaoke and remembered me. Which just goes to show you, it ain't always the kilt.
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb
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25th February 08, 11:12 AM
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With the kilt and your voice,the world is your oyster.
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25th February 08, 12:13 PM
#3
"Aren't you Dave?"
Cheap pick up line!
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25th February 08, 12:23 PM
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25th February 08, 12:43 PM
#5
Had you worn the kilt when singing she wouldn't have had to ask the question about your identity!
[B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="1"]Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.
Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
(Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
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25th February 08, 02:21 PM
#6
I love hearing those types of comments!
Glen McGuire
A Life Lived in Fear, Is a Life Half Lived.
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25th February 08, 03:37 PM
#7
(Knock at the door)
Who is it?
...It's Dave man!
Dave's not here man.....
Sorry folks, just reminded me of the ol routine.
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25th February 08, 03:43 PM
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 Originally Posted by McClef
Had you worn the kilt when singing she wouldn't have had to ask the question about your identity!
Yup - the cat's out of the bag!!!
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25th February 08, 03:45 PM
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An elderly gentleman was sitting staring at a young kilted guy with tall spiked hair, every colour under the rainbow. "Hey, what are you staring at old man - got a problem?" No, he replied. "I got drunk once and made love to a peacock, I was trying to figure if you could be my son" Another case of it not just being about the kilt huh!
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25th February 08, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by DireStraitsFan
"Aren't you Dave?"
Cheap pick up line!
Well I was going to say "Dave's not here", but came late to the party.
Originally Posted by Alaskan Kilted Guy
(Knock at the door)
Who is it?
...It's Dave man!
Dave's not here man.....
Sorry folks, just reminded me of the ol routine.
Convener, Georgia Chapter, House of Gordon (Boss H.O.G.)
Where 4 Scotsmen gather there'll usually be a fifth.
7/5 of the world's population have a difficult time with fractions.
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