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    Just had to share this

    BELIEVE IT OR NOT



    TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM Michigan:



    ABSOLUTELY TRUE STORY HEARD ON A Michigan RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE
    INCIDENT.



    A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments
    Of $560.00).



    He and a friend go duck hunting in mid-winter; and of course all of the
    Lakes are frozen.



    These two guys go on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the New
    NAVIGATOR.



    They decide they want to make a natural looking water area for the ducks,
    Something for the decoys to float on. Now making a hole in the ice large
    Enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than
    The average drill auger can produce.



    So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a
    Short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip
    On the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming
    Toast, along With the Navigator), decide on the following course of action:

    They light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the
    Stick of dynamite as far away as possible.



    Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the
    GUNS, and the DOG...???



    Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Labrador used for
    RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by the owner.

    You guessed it: the dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed
    And grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it
    Hits the ice.



    The two men swallow, blink start waving their arms and, with veins in
    Their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the
    Dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming.
    One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog!



    The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black
    Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused then continues on.



    Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really
    Confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone
    Insane. The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator.



    The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the
    Truck touches the dog's rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the
    Truck and takes off after his master.



    Then ''''''''''BOOOOOOOOOOOOM''''''!!!!



    The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving
    The two idiots standing there with 'I can't believe this just happened'
    Looks on their faces. The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a
    Lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. He still has
    Yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments. The dog is okay...



    *** Newspaper
    item from Michigan...



    AND THEY MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE IN THE SOUTH

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    Priceless!!!

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    I can't believe he shot the dog (glad it's OK). How completely bizarre!
    Animo non astutia

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    Very funny! I'm just happy the dog didn't get killed.

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    http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/d/dynamitedog.htm

    Sorry to butt in.

    I've heard this story from a few too many sources.

    It's a great tale though.

    Cheers,

    Kevin.
    Institutio postulo novus informatio supersto
    Proudly monkeying with tradition since 1967.

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    Alas, too bad.

    It is an amusing legend, though. And we are all willing to believe that some people are, in fact, that stupid.

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    I also have heard this story. With all of the email stories floating around I always make a quick on Google first.

    Frank

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    I tend to turn to snopes.com for stories that appear to be too good to be true. This one was there.

    Regards,
    Rex.
    At any moment you must be prepared to give up who you are today for who you could become tomorrow.

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    We are all quite sure that there are people who are, in fact, that stupid.

    Great story whether real or not.
    Jim Killman
    Writer, Philosopher, Teacher of English and Math, Soldier of Fortune, Bon Vivant, Heart Transplant Recipient, Knight of St. Andrew (among other knighthoods)
    Freedom is not free, but the US Marine Corps will pay most of your share.

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    Lots of stuff get sent back and and forth over email. I personally like to check the facts before either replying or passing it on. As mentioned above, Snopes is a great resource for this.

    Cheers

    Jamie
    -See it there, a white plume
    Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
    Of the ultimate combustion-My panache

    Edmond Rostand

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