Just For Fun

[Big Mikey]

With apologies to women everywhere but I couldn't resist!!


MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE



NICKNAMES



· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.



· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.



EATING OUT



· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.



· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.



MONEY



· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.



· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.



BATHROOMS



· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .



· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.



ARGUMENTS



· A woman has the last word in any argument.



· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



FUTURE



· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.



· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



SUCCESS



· A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.



· A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



MARRIAGE



· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.



· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.



DRESSING UP



· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.



· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.



NATURAL



· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.



· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



OFFSPRING



· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.



· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.



THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing for ever !

[Colin]

Nice Mikey. I would laugh harder if it weren't all so true

[SexyButler]

I'll give you both a 10 second running start!

LOL, that was funny and mostly true.