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13th February 09, 09:40 PM
#1
There's never a better time to be in the doghouse...
than Valentine's Day.
In fact, I've been in there often enough and long enough lately that there's talk of adding a wing with my name on it.
Why, a child of five could understand this. Quick -- someone fetch me a child of five!
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13th February 09, 10:33 PM
#2
I hate Hallmark Holidays. Someone decided we need a Valentines day on October, so we get "Sweetest Day". I never heard of this, but got in BIG trouble with my first wife when one of her co-workers received flowers delivered from her husband who was on travel. I was on travel at the same time and "failed to recognize the occasion".
I hate Hallmark Holidays. Why let your expressions of love for your SO be dictated by the calendar? There are folks on this forum who live this all year round. That is how love should be, and we so often fail to live up to it as the daily grind works away at us.
Convener, Georgia Chapter, House of Gordon (Boss H.O.G.)
Where 4 Scotsmen gather there'll usually be a fifth.
7/5 of the world's population have a difficult time with fractions.
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13th February 09, 11:20 PM
#3
No good for me either. Got a couple "Dear John" emails from my lady today...good old electonic dumping. Happy Valentine's see ya.
Nothing too heavy she's just pointing out that we live so far away and she's so busy now that there's little time for us to see each other so why not find a local squeeze instead? Okay fine...
Of course she still wants to be friends and avail herself of my pleasures when she has the time and the interest and my social life so permits....
Time to kilt up and wander around town testing the power of the kilt.
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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13th February 09, 11:56 PM
#4
Here! Here! To our friends and kilted comrads. We'll always be true to the women who love us, and love the women who are true. Have a happy Valentine's day, whether in the doghouse, single, married, or somewhere in between.
Airman. Piper. Scholar. - Avatar: MacGregor Tartan
“KILT, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.” - Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
www.melbournepipesanddrums.com
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14th February 09, 05:41 AM
#5
Doghouse? Is there any other kind of house? I don't even have to do anything to be there. Ever forget Valentines day? I did, and it's Theresa's birthday too. I was fed p**p for a long time in the dog house... Ok, not all true but it sure is nice when it is nice.
Wallace Catanach, Kiltmaker
A day without killting is like a day without sunshine.
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14th February 09, 07:07 AM
#6
Well I'm single, but I get to spend my time with my two greatest loves of my life. My two Lads, whom I love more than anything that graces the universe and unknowns. Happy Valentine's Day all. To those that need it, GOOD LUCK !
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14th February 09, 07:13 AM
#7
So far, I've done "not-too-much" for my wifey of 10 years...according to her. If she knew about the kilts I ordered for myself, she'd probably be less happy. Oh well, I've been in the dog house before.
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14th February 09, 07:36 AM
#8
This is a day of rejoicing, for me... my divorce, from my 1st wife, came through on Valentine's day, ten years ago!
Last edited by acstoon; 14th February 09 at 08:46 AM.
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14th February 09, 07:52 AM
#9
I'm happy to say that I've been married to the same woman for 41 years and we've never considered divorce...................murder, but not divorce.
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14th February 09, 08:16 AM
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Twas a sad day for me when divorced after 20 years of insanity a friend pointed out I'd probably only have had to do about 8 years for murder...
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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