Joke - An Irish Blonde in a Casino

[GreenDragon]

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a
single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed .

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.

--- I got that in an email at work.

[Cynthia]

[Mr. Kilt]

Loverly...just loverly! Now then...what casino was this? I may need to take a trip in the near future.

[Ayin McFye]

LOL. That was awesome. Thanks for sharing!

[The Barry]

Very nice! LOL

[Nighthawk]

Loverly...just loverly! Now then...what casino was this? I may need to take a trip in the near future.

I'm sure you would have the same luck for doing the same thing, but for a totally different reason.

[joeybear]

Very nice!!

[GDub]

Lol!!

[Kilted_Campbell]

Nice !

[Mr. Kilt]

I'm sure you would have the same luck for doing the same thing, but for a totally different reason.

Because everyone else would be running for the doors screaming??