RED.

A red, red polo shirt, red hose scrunched down on top of boots, and my camo X-Kilt. It's a bit irreverent for me, but you know what?

Tuff.

I bet the folks at work can handle it. Anybody that asks, gets:

A. a quick run-down of Retro Red's contributions to kilted life in general vis a vis X Marks

and

B. a limerick composed, likely, on the spot. This guarantees it will be a really bad limerick.

heh.