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  1. 27th August 09, 03:50 PM #1
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    Where do kings keep their armies?

    ...in their sleevies!!
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  2. 27th August 09, 07:22 PM #2
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    All right, that begs the question. Where does a king keep his navy...?
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  3. 27th August 09, 07:23 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Crocker View Post
    All right, that begs the question. Where does a king keep his navy...?
    ...in his Churchie.
  4. 28th August 09, 11:12 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Guy in the Kilt at UC View Post
    ...in his Churchie.
    Nice!
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    Oh, this one started bad and is getting worse!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash_4 View Post
    Oh, this one started bad and is getting worse!
    One can only hope.

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    You cut off his nose!!
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    You should be ashamed. There may be young children reading these posts.
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    I knew it was a Christmas cracker joke and worse still I'm only after getting it
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