I was talking with a group of men today in our community and yes, I was kilted. Several asked about my kilt and available accessories. One man asked about flat caps with kilts. I mentioned the discussions that can be found at XTMS, but told them to each his own. Then it happened....

WHen addressing why a cap at all, I said, "Some of us are phallically challenged." I meant to say follicly challenged. It got a loud burst of laughter in our meeting and a woman in the back said, "that's me!"

Hopefully I am not going to be banned from Weight Watchers meetings in our community.