I'll start off with a bit of advice...if you're a newbie (like I was/am) don't take a kilt to be altered to a tailor who has never seen a kilt. This wasn't a wool kilt, it was the polyviscose, but he screwed it up. I then purchased a new kilt, so I had the old one stuck in the closet.

Tonight I took a razor out and took out all of the seams, pleats, etc. Now I have a lot of tartan fabric and no idea whatsoever of what to actually do with it. Pillows? I'm pretty sure it wouldn't work as a fly, so I have no idea.

(BTW, yes I know I need a good wool kilt. Saving up takes time, unfortunately.)

Fire away. I look forward to suggestions.