. . . with haggis!

Check out this short article from Reuters:

http://in.news.yahoo.com/137/2010042...are-alive.html

Dang, with 20% of the population believing that, we ought to be able to figure out some way to capitalize on it. You know, we could sell pet haggises, uh . . . haggai, uh . . . well a haggis or two. And we might even offer naugabeasts as a sideline.