My sister and brother-in-law had a bonfire this past weekend and I decided that I'd do something different and wear my new SW HeavyWeight saffron kilt.

My niece (age 3) is quite used to seeing me in kilt and has never made an issue of it before, but for some reason she rejected this kilt.

"You're wearin' a skirt!"
"It's a kilt Sarah. Can you say kilt?"
"I can say kilt, but you're still wearin' a skirt."

Ah well .. this is the child would refused to admit that my bagpipes made music instead of noise. (My whistle made music... my pipes made noise.)