Old Claude van Damme movie, and...

**Alan H** · 25th April 12, 05:12 PM

"Lionheart"...1990.. actually a pretty awful movie, but the third or fourth guy he fights is wearing a kilt. Lots of "swish" going on.

Guess who wins?

Dead Poets Society features a kilted piper as a sidelight in several scenes.

**Nick the DSM** · 25th April 12, 05:52 PM

Oh gawd, not that horrible movie...

I do love Dead Poet's Society, fantastic film! And the piper plays "Fields of Athenry" which hadn't come out at the time in the movie! lol

**Muddy** · 25th April 12, 05:53 PM

Dude, I forgot allll about that movie and that scene. I even think I have it up on my shelf somewhere in VHS buried up there....somewhere.....now I'm gonna have to dig it out and watch that scene again. Just gotta find it....................

That was a cool scene actually with the cars all pointing inwards making a makeshift fighting arena. That's how I remember it anyway. Gotta find it.

**opositive** · 25th April 12, 05:59 PM

did not see but found...

**Teufel Hunden** · 25th April 12, 06:55 PM

Lionheart is one of those movies so terrible it became a classic.

**Kinetikat** · 26th April 12, 01:37 AM

Wow, that kilt looks a bit long. Maybe it's the angle.
In fanfiction, there's a term for stories which are basically just an excuse to write a story-long description of characters boinking one another senseless: PWP, or Porn Without Plot (aka Plot, What Plot?). I think a lot of Van Damme's movies were like this, only with 'porn' replaced by 'fight'. It's a sort of sub-sub-genre of the big dumb action movie.

**be da veva** · 26th April 12, 04:10 AM

Doesn't he fight another kiltie in Bloodsport also? He finishes the fight with a split and a punch you can guess where.
Very original........

then again, because of this guy, I could do the split between two stools.....

**T-Bone** · 26th April 12, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by be da veva

Doesn't he fight another kiltie in Bloodsport also? He finishes the fight with a split and a punch you can guess where.
Very original........

then again, because of this guy, I could do the split between two stools.....

I think that was "The Quest" with Van Damme and Roger Moore...An equally s#!++y movie.

**Kinetikat** · 26th April 12, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by be da veva

then again, because of this guy, I could do the split between two stools.....

The question kind of lingers of why one would want to do that (I just always imagine one of the stools being suddenly kicked away... ouchy!) - but the fact does remain that Van Damme had/has buttocks of tempered steel and enviable flexibility.

*Ahem.*

**Lime** · 27th April 12, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by Kinetikat

The question kind of lingers of why one would want to do that (I just always imagine one of the stools being suddenly kicked away... ouchy!) - but the fact does remain that Van Damme had/has buttocks of tempered steel and enviable flexibility.

*Ahem.*

It was always my secret ambition to be Mr Van Damme's "butt double"... not so secret now!