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21st November 12, 07:16 PM
#1
Thanksgiving jokes!
So given the fact that's it's Thanksgiving eve, I thought a bad joke or two may be in order:
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!!
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing wing wing!!
How come turkeys don't eat Thanksgiving dinner?
Because they're already stuffed!!
You're welcome.
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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21st November 12, 11:45 PM
#2
Those are some classic groaners!
Lol!
The Official [BREN]
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22nd November 12, 05:09 AM
#3
Those are really fowl Nighthawk!
Humor, is chaos; remembered in tranquillity- James Thurber
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22nd November 12, 06:44 AM
#4
KEN CORMACK
Clan Buchanan
U.S. Coast Guard, Retired
Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio, USA
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22nd November 12, 09:32 AM
#5
On Thanksgiving day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment...halftime!
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
Humor, is chaos; remembered in tranquillity- James Thurber
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22nd November 12, 10:36 AM
#6
How do you keep a turkey in suspense? ........
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22nd November 12, 10:49 AM
#7
 Originally Posted by Oldhiker
How do you keep a turkey in suspense? ........
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Exactly.
If you are too busy to laugh, you are too busy.
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22nd November 12, 11:47 AM
#8
How to cook a turkey: (Authentic:-)
Step 1: Go buy a turkey.
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD.
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven.
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens.
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.
Step 7: Turn oven the on.
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky.
Step 9: Turk the bastey.
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get.
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey.
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey.
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick.
Step 17: Turk the carvey.
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch.
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out.
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22nd November 12, 11:55 PM
#9
Originally Posted by TurboKittie
How to cook a turkey: (Authentic:-)
Step 1: Go buy a turkey.
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD.
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven.
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens.
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.
Step 7: Turn oven the on.
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky.
Step 9: Turk the bastey.
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get.
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey.
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey.
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick.
Step 17: Turk the carvey.
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch.
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out.
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[COLOR=#000000]Teàrlach MacDhòmhnaill[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]Missouri State Commissioner - Clan Donald USA[/COLOR]
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23rd November 12, 09:36 AM
#10
Originally Posted by Oldhiker
How do you keep a turkey in suspense? ........
Can I tell you later?
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