There are kilts, utilikilts, sportskilts, etc.

But...

Um...

Well, a search for kilty-stuff on e-bay led me to this.



"Slip it on and be prepared to be turned on by how freeing, slinky and sexy it feels. It’s both erotic and functional. Wear it without undies and feel the breeze stimulate your man goods. Wear it with a matching G-string or Bikini and create a hot looking combo!. The Rugged Kilt is alive with energy as it bounces around with your every move."

Oh.... my.

I don't think I'll be getting one (for one thing, PLEATS ALL AROUND?), but I had to share with y'all. Because pain shared is pain lessened, you know.