Late night lecture.

[cormacmacguardhe]

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2AM, and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

[MNlad]

I think I'm familiar with that little talk.

Now, after my getting fifth kilt with another on order, it's more like, "Why can't you just drink and carouse like other husbands?"