A kangaroo dressed in a kilt goes into a bar and asks for a

[phil h]

hopscotch

[Calico Jack]

::rimshot::

[Colin]

mirror.....

[GMan]

Phil,

You almost got me, I was thinking of something more cerebral, but that's worth repeating.

Glen

[Kiltedmusiclover]

Went the other direction than I
anticipated. Good one!

[highlandtide]

I think that just gave me an idea for a kids and womens t-shirt...



...

[richardljohnson]

I have not heard of that brand....where can I get some?


(Just Kidding! It was a good one)


RLJ-

[Graham]

Charles I of England walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me a beer and put a head on it."


Bill Gates walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "So what'll you have?" Bill replies, "The bar, its affiliates and its parent corporation."

[Rufus]

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

[Jimmy Carbomb]

Straight from the USAKilts "Jokes" page:

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."---

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."---

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer, please, and one for the road."---

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."---

A dyslexic man walks into a bra .---