I know I've told this story before, but for those who haven't heard it, here goes!
There was a guy taking bagpipe lessons from me, a short thin guy as it happened.
He was getting enthusiastic about playing the pipes and he wanted to get a kilt but was put off by the price.
So he's at Target and he spots a rack of tartan wool kilt skirts, made just like kilts with the leather straps and all, in authentic tartans, on sale for around $20. He starts trying them on and sure enough he finds one that fits him perfectly and he buys it. Score!
That night at the dinner table his wife (a regional manager for Target as it happens) says
"One of my store managers told me the strangest story today. She said some guy came in, went to the womens' department and started trying on dresses, and he bought one!"
"Honey, that was ME."
Last edited by OC Richard; 5th September 14 at 05:58 PM.
Proud Mountaineer from the Highlands of West Virginia; son of the Revolution and Civil War; first Europeans on the Guyandotte
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