I really having been ripping into all sorts of medical texts lately, trying to find out just how much doctors know about the dangers of pants.

The evidence is damning!

In boys beginning manhood, wearing pants and restricting the testes can cause testosterone reduction, stunting growth, and all sorts of health problems. Fluctuating testosterone levels can lead to lethargy, drowsiness, problems with obesity, mood swings, etc. Being a teenager is hard enough, sounds like pants just make it worse.

Men who wear pants have higher rates of testicular cancer, prostate cancer, and other male related cancers. It's because of fluctuating testosterone levels. It's a lot more complicated then that... But I will keep it boiled down and simple.

Hemorrhoids. Yes folks, there is concrete proof that wearing pants contributes to hemorrhoids. Eeeew...

Mind you, this is still a study, but, early results are showing that the typical reduced testosterone caused by wearing pants may in fact contribute to hair loss.

Erectile disfunction can be attributed to testosterone reduction, which is attributed to wearing pants. ED can be attributed to many things though. This is one of the leading factors.

Reduced testosterone can cause obesity.

So... With all this, and a whole lot of other stuff as well, why isn't there more of an outcry against trousers?