The Doctor...
... stopped by the bar regularly on his way home for a strawberry daiquiri. Came one night when the barman was out of strawberries, so in desperation he threw an handful of hickory nuts into the mix.
The Doc took one sip and exploded " What sort of daiquari is that?"
And the barman said
"IT'S A HICKORY DAIQUARI DOC"
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