I had to go to the doctor today, wearing baggy shorts. Wiithout going into details, he gave me a prescription for a cream, a pill, and "loose clothing." I asked for clarification. He said, "No pants, if you can help it." So, I said, "How about a kilt?" He laughed and said, "Sure! That would work perfectly!" Then, I explained about my optional clothing.

Proscribed in 1747; prescribed in 2008.

I had to call my brother, who is not crazy about the kilt, and tell him. He doesn't believe me.

Happy to oblige, doc!