My wife, God bless her, has no sense of humour. So when she laughs at any of my jokes, it's pretty amazing. Here's a random assortment of jokes that I could get my wife to laugh at...

Q - What's brown and sticky?

A - A stick!


Did you hear about the red boat and blue boat that collided? Both crews were marooned.


A seal walks into a club...


Q - What do you call a man that was hit with a shovel in his face?

A - You call him an ambulance - he might have fractured his skull. Jeez!