Jokes that made my wife laugh

[jgcunningham]

Q - What do you call a man that was hit with a shovel in his face?

A - You call him an ambulance - he might have fractured his skull. Jeez!

I love jokes with an obvious punchline.
Which brings to mind this one told by Tiger Woods:


What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

A PILOT, ya' freaking racist!


Or this one:

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?

Wave at him.


Or:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

It was dead.


Or one of my son's favorites when he was 6:

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

[Nighthawk]

I love jokes with an obvious punchline.
Which brings to mind this one told by Tiger Woods:



Or:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

You forgot the rest of that one!!

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was also dead!


Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
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Wait for it...
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.Peer pressure!! Awefull, I know...

[Ian.MacAllan]

What's the technical name for a defective boomerang?







A stick.

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[St. Amish]

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

Half a centipede!

[Skipper1]

What's the technical name for a defective boomerang?







A stick.

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My wife says its a boomawrong.

[St. Amish]

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To put out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To put out flaming ducks.