Cesar, Brutus and Cassius are going to see a soccer match at the Colosseum. It was a very big game, Naples v. Rome. Cesar and Cassius met up beforehand, but Brutus was nowhere to be found. So, Cesar and Cassius headed for their reserved seats.

Brutus shows up at halftime and explains that a wheel fell off his chariot and that is why he is late. He then asks, "What's the score?"

Cesar replied, "Eight-Two, Brutus"