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24th July 12, 08:18 PM
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Cesar, Cassius and Brutus
Cesar, Brutus and Cassius are going to see a soccer match at the Colosseum. It was a very big game, Naples v. Rome. Cesar and Cassius met up beforehand, but Brutus was nowhere to be found. So, Cesar and Cassius headed for their reserved seats.
Brutus shows up at halftime and explains that a wheel fell off his chariot and that is why he is late. He then asks, "What's the score?"
Cesar replied, "Eight-Two, Brutus"
 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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24th July 12, 08:22 PM
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Boo-o-o-o-o! 
Rev'd Father Bill White: Mostly retired Parish Priest & former Elementary Headmaster. Lover of God, dogs, most people, joy, tradition, humour & clarity. Legion Padre, theologian, teacher, philosopher, linguist, encourager of hearts & souls & a firm believer in dignity, decency, & duty. A proud Canadian Sinclair with solid Welsh and other heritage.
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25th July 12, 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Bill
Boo-o-o-o-o!
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25th July 12, 07:55 AM
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A certain line from Brush up your Shakespeare comes to mind for that joke!
[B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="1"]Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.
Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
(Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
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25th July 12, 01:28 PM
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Friends, Kilties, Forum Members! Lend me your ears. I come to shake my head at Mikilt, not to praise his jokes! Alright, actually I do come to praise his jokes, 'cause folks, that is jis' plain funny.
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25th July 12, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by bodhran4me
Friends, Kilties, Forum Members! Lend me your ears. I come to shake my head at Mikilt, not to praise his jokes! Alright, actually I do come to praise his jokes, 'cause folks, that is jis' plain funny.
Thanks bodhran! I laughed hysterically when I heard it myself.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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