This is awesome! This is an actual hardware store chain. They're new marketing campaign is... well... a scream!

http://www.westlakehardware.com/specialties/zombies



Here's a quick sample from their FAQ's:

"Are there any pesticides formulated for zombie removal?

While there is not a pesticide specifically designed for zombie removal, deer repellent has been known to work, as it simulates a smell quite similar to death, thus deterring the zombies away from the direction of the scent."

Good thing we can protect ourselves. I'm off to watch Shaun Of The Dead now.