Well, we've all heard about Panache and the episode where he put liquid dish soap in the automatic dishwasher and flooded his kitchen. Therefore, in that vein and in the interest of "lightning" things up a bit.. Tell us the dumbest thing you have ever done kilted or otherwise.

The only dish soap story I can think of involves one of my grown sons. We went on a family camp-out and he fried the eggs in dish soap instead of oil. Man you should have heard his kids whine