wearing a kilt not as easy as it once was

[Fedgunner]

That's a bunch of bull ! ! Self-consciousness is a myth perpetrated by the weak willed.

If you are worried what other people will think about you wearing the kilt, then there is a deeper problem. The hard answer to this problem is simple - don't wear the kilt!

James, you and I are of an age... tis easier fer us tae say (well, nae'r mind).
Young lads still rut and where ye stand in the herd ken matter.

He came tae the old dogs fer a bearing. Our task is tae lead 'im to wisdom,and make sure he thought he blazed the trail.

Aye?