If I had knot saw the photo for myself, I wooden believe there to be a splinter of truth to the story, However... I now believe that he could branch into lots of Wood Kilt Combos with Beaver sporrans. Dam...that wood kindle a flame for timberkilts.

Knot that I wood want one.
The root of my objection is that I'd be board with it in no time.
I'd better leaf that kilt to the box pleat...er plank guys. I'm sure if you ash them they'll tell you that it's more Popler with them.