Quote Originally Posted by blackbeard View Post
Congratulations!

All right you guys. What does this tell you? Anybody can learn to use a sewing machine. So get those kilts sewn!

Sewing machine?.........check
Fabric?.......................check
Needles?.....................check
Thread?.......................check
Scissors?.....................check
Chalk?.........................check
Tape measure?.............check
Kilt?............................check
Alan H's X-Kilt manual.................CHECK!