Greetings and salutations to one and all! My name is Bill, and I live in a wee hamlet close to Spokane, in Washington State. I have the blood of Clan Douglas, Clan Stewart, and Clan Wallace in my veins. I am a veteran of both the Unites States Marine Corps and the United States Army (the Washington Army National Guard, to put a point on it) and am proud of both outfits, though the former does tend to take precedence over the latter...
I'm a newbie Piper, but I have Piped in Iraq, as well as piping "Amazing Grace at three memorial services thus far...
Hopefully I will contribute to the discussions here, and I am currently trying to put together the proper Kilt expected of a "Lady from Hell"!

Cheers, lads, an' confusion to the foe!