Quote Originally Posted by nloken View Post
From what is known as UD2-1, the "Bible" of safety regulations in the Norwegian Armed Forces (liberally translated by your truly); "In the event of falling over whilst riding a bicycle, you must always fall in a controlled manner to your right while clearly yelling "Help, I'm falling" three times."

I kid you not, ladies and gentlemen, I have held the book and read the words myself!
Not the military, but it reminded me of what my niece related after a very short stint working a summer job at Sea World. If you were walking across the snack bar kitchen area holding a knife, you had to continually announce "I have a knife!" as long as you were in motion