I'm still wiping my eyes and blowing my nose. I was looking through some lists of mondegreens online, and I think the one that initially set me off was the Biblical aphorism that "A soft dancer turneth away wrath".

Then my African Grey parrot wanted to join in the fun just as I began to recover, and her laughter (combining a wide variety of human and TV-cartoon "styes" with some genuine creativity of her own) set me off again. We've been bouncing off each other for 20 minutes.