Quote Originally Posted by Livingston View Post
Welcome him to the addiction. We do have help for him with his kilt addiction in our 12 step program:

Step 1. Buy kilts.
Step 2. Buy Hose.
Step 3. Buy flashes.
Step 4. Buy sporrans.
Step 5. Buy kilt pins.
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs.
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks.
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.
i'll probably skip steps 9 and 10. not much of a seamstress and I have my own eccentric taste in shoes (mine have toes).

But the 8 step program looks great.