Beer drinking turns you female

**Peter Crowe** · 8th September 11, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by Jock Scot

-----and brandy makes you r-- ,oh never mind!

..and Pernod's often called l.. .., your right we'd better not go there!

**Ruanaidh** · 8th September 11, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by PEEDYC

Whisky makes you frisky, Gin makes you sin, Sherry makes you merry, Beer makes you female. It doesn't work does it?

Ale makes you female.

**TurboKittie** · 8th September 11, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by ruanaidh

ale makes you female.

lol

**flyrod6057** · 8th September 11, 08:42 PM

If ale makes one female, then.....

COLOR ME PINK! (Also, it explains the weight gain and occasional bloating!)

What does Scotch make you? Blotch? Watch? Notch? Cr......oh, nevermind....

**Riverkilt** · 8th September 11, 10:44 PM

Well, speaking professionaly, it really is true. Same alcohol in all those brews. Alcohol, over long term, kills testosterone in men allowing estrogen to flourisn. You can check it out yourself by looking at long term alcoholics. They often have softer, more feminine skin, man boobs, and they probably won't show you but their huevos shrink up too.

Ironically, alcohol kills estrogen in women allowing testosterone to flourish, so alcoholic women tend to have more hair, harder features, smaller breasts.

Best place to check this out is your local pub. Take a look at the old boozers and see if its true.

I've seen old men alcoholics go swimming and they have not only man boobs but have developed female-like nipples from the surviving estrogen.

I ain't a doc, but I work in the field of alcoholism treatment, and you can look up the effects of alcohol on hormones - or just look at the people who fit the profile.

Cute joke though

**QMcK** · 8th September 11, 11:42 PM

I think we missed the proof - goodgirlgoneplaid used to be Bill!! I don't think I want to take the risk! (no offense to any females).

**Bugbear** · 9th September 11, 01:09 AM

Originally Posted by GoodGirlGonePlaid

Yup, I used to be "Bill"!

;)

**Geoff Withnell** · 9th September 11, 05:48 AM

And I like a nice cold duck

**cessna152towser** · 9th September 11, 06:44 AM

Well, speaking professionaly, it really is true.

Very sad Ron, but all too true.

**biblemonkey** · 9th September 11, 07:19 AM

Oh no! You know, I thought my chest was getting bigger...and I was crying more...and my period seemed a little heavy last month...My mustache isn't as lovely as my mother-in-law's yet, though. TMI?