The reason I now own 3 kilts is because I owned 2 sarongs. I traded for one from Indonesia and bought one from Dallas back when I was an active Hasher (see other threads) and decided I might like a kilt for cooler weather apres-Hash. Since hashing is a notoriously dirty and wet enterprise I put off getting a nice kilt (this was pre-Utilikilt). I stopped hashing and later became a volunteer at the local Highland Games and eventually had a kilt made, bought a working kilt, and bought a formal kilt (I like Burns but I love haggis). Occasionally I wear the sarongs around the house during the cold months in lieu of pants. Recently I purchased a brightly hued LAVA-LAVA at the local Alohafest as an addition to my wardrobe. I was hoping someone on XMarks would know how I can put it together without looking a twit, LOL.