I'd say this horse has been totally beat to death...The previous 22 posts have made it clear that your bf is full of . . . well . . . it.

Call it a kilt, call it a kilted skirt, call it whatever you like.

Pass on the sporran, carry a purse, or whatever you normally carry for your wallet, car keys, lipstick, phone, etc.

Wear whatever you feel comfortable wearing underneath. Your choice, not his!

By the way, if your bf isn't on this site, keep it a secret from him...I'm sure he's a great guy and all, but we'll gladly help bust his childish comments, and keep you from being the butt of his jokes.