You might be a kilt addict

**Steve Ashton** · 18th July 12, 05:33 PM

You might be a Kilt Addict If - Your wife/girlfriend catches you looking at a mini-kilted lady on the street and she does not worry because she knows you are actually trying to figure out what Tartan that is.

**David Thorpe** · 18th July 12, 05:40 PM

Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are!

**CDNSushi** · 18th July 12, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Ashton

You might be a Kilt Addict If - Your wife/girlfriend catches you looking at a mini-kilted lady on the street and she does not worry because she knows you are actually trying to figure out what Tartan that is.

Pffft! Speak for yerself, buddy!

...If you spend time reading a thread on a KILT forum about whether you might be a kilt addict -- you might be a kilt addict.

...If you find yourself smiling and nodding as you read each item -- you got it bad!

**Border Reiver** · 18th July 12, 07:58 PM

Ok,so I am smiling and nodding as I read each item here, as I am wearing my Kilt. I've got it bad.Yes, I might be a Kilt addict.Hey it could be worse.

**Riverkilt** · 26th July 12, 09:12 PM

Speeding up hwy 128 from Moab today I saw a very recently killed badger in the opposite lane. My first thought was Sporran.

**David Thorpe** · 26th July 12, 09:25 PM

I don't think there's any question as to your being a kilt addict, Ron.

**The Wizard of BC** · 26th July 12, 09:43 PM

Ya all might be a kilt addict if;

You have ever forgotten to pick your wife/spouse/significant other, up from work/the hairdresser/school/the airport...because Rocky just announced a sale.

You've ever looked real hard at another guy's behind...Um excuse me...his pleats.

Your wife has ever stood, fully clothed, at the front door, tapping her foot, saying...That pair of hose is just as fine as the other five you've tried on. Now let's go already!"

You know what "a Hamish" is. And can do a passable Hamish MKII.

**Mikilt** · 26th July 12, 10:00 PM

You might be a kilt addict if you are reading this and thinking, "Oh yeah, that's me alright."

**David Thorpe** · 19th July 12, 01:50 AM

Originally Posted by Steve Ashton

You might be a Kilt Addict If - Your wife/girlfriend catches you looking at a mini-kilted lady on the street and she does not worry because she knows you are actually trying to figure out what Tartan that is.

This has to be one of the most brilliant cover stories I have ever read.