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Si Deus, quis contra? Spence and Brown on my mother's side, Johnston from my father, proud member of Clan MacDuff!
"He died the way he wanted...96 years old and shot by a jealous husband!"
The Rev. William B. Henry, Jr. "With Your Shield or On It!"
"He wanted to be buried in his favorite kilt"
Originally Posted by Alan H Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
"Who are we here for again...?"
Originally Posted by Deirachel I would never wish to hear that last one... after an embalming that can only mean Zombie! Now not only did the CDC issue an advisory on zombies, but if you look up zombie crabs... Well no, you might feel safer if you dont...
May he rest in pea...... Sniff sniff OMG IM GONNA BARF HE JUST FARTED!
Robert B. Sapious Exertus, Semper Fidelis, Fratur Infinitus! ( often tested, Always Faithful, Brothers forever)
Cry when your born Laugh when you die
Humor, is chaos; remembered in tranquillity- James Thurber
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