“Thing” unearther during excavations of Dingwall’s Cromartie Memorial car park

[The Wizard of BC]

Well, ya see, that's the thing. When you are digging around for some thing, you never know if the thing you found is a thing, or just a thing. I found a thing once and asked an archaeologist what it was. He said it was a thing. So I put it on the shelf with my other things.
I also learned that you should always look for things over near those other things. This is a universal guy law. The thing I am looking for is always over with all the other things. I suspect they are keeping each other company.
I was also taught at a young age to insure that you keep your things separate from your stuff. Stuff doesn't like sitting in the back of the shelf. Things don't care. They will sit anywhere. This is why it is so hard to find things. Another universal guy law. Take it, your welcome, no extra charge.