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24th November 16, 08:06 AM
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Today is a National holiday in the US. I remembered last night to shut off my morning wake-up alarm. Had I forgotten, it would have been a rude awakening, so to speak.
If I slept in the buff, I'd have a nude awakening
Being woken by a motorboat is an Evinrude awakening
Kilted Lebowkskis have a dude awakeing
After a bad trip, a quaalude awakening
Attorneys have sued awakenings
Peeping Toms have lewd awakenings
Birds have brood awkenings
Ghosts have booed awakenings
Chefs have food awakenings
Women in hairnets have snood awakenings
Oil drillers have crude awakenings
Newly captive animals have zooed awakenings
Last edited by Mikilt; 24th November 16 at 08:12 AM.
 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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