Strange Occurance last Saturday night at a company dinner. (only company personnel and hotel staff on the premises)
I was kilted with Argyll jacket etc, as it was supposed to be a smart occasion.

Two "ladies" passed to me a newly unfolded napkin, which had pre-printed in a slightly cartoon fashion the lower half of a lady, knees to waist, naked except for a pair of very small blue polka dot knickers.
Now the questions are....Why?
And why did one of them carry such things out to a formal dinner? ( the establishments napkins were all white and cloth...).

As I was at a company dinner, not wanting to cause a problem, I just said thank you and left to sit by my wife....